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Last night I drove through pouring rain for several hours. My car was soaking wet when I left it sitting in the driveway at nearly midnight.

This morning when I went outside to get in my car and drive to work, it had been raped by a flock of birds. It was one giant poo fest. I looked all around, and especially above it, to see how this could have happened. There are no tree branches above my car. There is no wire. It was not parked up against the house. It was out in the open on its own.

And yet, every bird for miles around appears to have stopped by to shit on the car. Several of them appear to have been a dead-drop, meaning the birds were either sitting on the car when they did it, or else they were hovering above it.

Why? Why??

FML!