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I read today that Osama bin Laden was discovered by a team of Navy seals. They promptly read him his rights, gave him one phone call, appointed him a lawyer and then blew him away, as required by President Obama bin Laden. And then, so we're told, they washed his body (wtf?) and dumped it into the ocean.
Does this seem odd to anybody else besides me? Why dump his body into the ocean before anyone can see it and say "yep, that's him. And he's definitely dead. Yep, no doubt about it, Osama bin Laden is definitely dead." Isn't that a weird thing to do?
And why wash his dead body before dumping it into the world's largest washing machine - the ocean? That's just freaky.
And what about this rumor that he was discovered when Osama called Dominoes and ordered a pizza, but forgot to use his alias, Eric Holder, when placing the order?
Is this whole "Osama is dead" thing just a ploy to distract from the bigger issue - Obama's birth certificate?
And perhaps even more importantly, why the hell are people in New York City eating cheese made from human breast milk? Don't we have enough cows and goats in this country to make our cheese some other way? WTF?