Today, while struggling to get my hopelessly outdated piece of crap computer to do what I ask, I had the added joy of Yahoo totally locking me out of my account. Having been locked out of my account, I further discovered that there is almost no way to contact Yahoo about being locked out of your account or having it hacked because they won't let you talk to them until you are logged into your account. I was forced to create a new, totally bogus account just to reach them. And then they simply responded that they can't reset my password or tell me what my password is or in any way do anything that might be construed as helpful.
So, in short, fuck Yahoo and fuck my life.