Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Back to the Gym


I signed up for the 2014 Cotton Row Run. This doom and failure is becoming an annual event for me. I mean, the race has always been an annual event, but my failure to run it in a decent time is a recent development. Recent increasingly being a relevant term since I've failed to even break 30 minutes in my last 2 (?) tries. I'm not going to mix words. Failing to run a 5K in less than 30 minutes is just awful. It's not an achievement to be proud of. It's not even average for my age group. It's barely better than walking. It's awful.

Nevertheless, I have returned to the gym. Naturally I am doing everything wrong. I need to slowly and steadily build up my running to a reasonable distance. And THEN work on my speed and power. But the thing is, I'm stubborn. And stupid. I know I can run the distance. That's not the issue. I mean, as long as nothing breaks or tears or pulls or catches fire before I cross the finish line. So I'm ignoring the whole "build up to the distance and work on your pace and form" thing. The first day back in the gym I ran. And my knee swelled up like a helium balloon. And it hurt while I ran, too. Naturally I went straight back to the gym the very next day. Because that's what you do, right? No, but I did it anyway. I just didn't get on the treadmill the 2nd day. I got on the elliptical instead.

Meanwhile, I supplement my runs/ellipticals/biking with weightlifting. I'm just doing 3 sets of weak weights and low effort lifting. But being more out-of-shape than Barack Obama right now even these weak weights and minimal sets has left me sore.

So yesterday I cranked up the treadmill and blasted through a mile at the race pace I'd love to do during the Cotton Row, except that obviously I'd have to hold that pace for quite a bit longer than just a mile. There's the catch.


Today I cranked up the treadmill even faster. But I was so tired from yesterday that I couldn't hold it, so I Treadmill Fartleked instead. I sprinted, then walked, then sprinted, etc. I did this until my right running shoe exploded. I know this sounds like a joke, the sort of sarcastic thing a blogger would say, but trust me, it isn't. I was sprinting along when I shoe went BLAP and the sole flew off and sailed like a Martina Hingis serve for an ace. This put a slight kink in my sprinting plans and also made me stop running to laugh. But then I had to get off the treadmill and get on a bike. By this point I was out of gas anyway, so I did some bench press and abs and stretched.

Now I have to find a new pair of running shoes. And maybe ice my legs a bit. And stretch some more. And also I should probably search the gym to find my sole before someone else does and thinks one of the women lost her diaphragm in the weightroom somehow.

Aside from my exploded Reebok I have another problem. I clearly weigh too much for my bad knee. It hurts if I don't run just right. And then it swells and hurts like hell. I'm too fat for my knee and my running shoe. I blew it up. My knee isn't going to get better. 2 surgeries have made sure of that. The worse it gets, the lighter I need to be. Of course, that's not likely to happen. But I have to try. Otherwise there isn't going to be any more races on this gimpy, swollen disaster.


6 comments:

  1. That's pretty funny about your shoe exploding!!!! I blew up a treadmill at gym this week. There was an out of order sign on it, but it was on so I got on it anyway to do my run. All of a sudden it stopped dead & with it me who nearly flew off it. The there was an awful smell coming out of the motor. Hmmm perhaps I shouldn't have used it. But all the others were either taken or are shite to run on as their belts need replacing.

    Hopefully some new running shoes might help.

    Otherwise you might have to take up another sport - my cousin's hubby took up outrigger canoe paddling (just for something different) when he blew up his knees - but they do live in the tropic's...............by the ocean.

    Luck.

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    1. AlleyCat, you blew up a treadmill? That tops me! But you're much faster than I am so I can see how the treadmill might eventually surrender. Still, I think you should win a prize for that, like a T-shirt or a coffee mug or something. If I have to take up another sport because of my knee I'm thinking it'll be biking. Its good for your legs, but there's no impact on the knee joint. But I'd have to buy something newer than my antiquated old 10-speed.

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  2. hahaha i wasn't running very fast at the time.

    I think you should go bicycle shopping!!!!! I want one myself & have been researching them on the net. I'm looking at a single speed something or other at the moment...........

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    1. AlleyCat, I'm sure most people would say I wasn't going very fast either, but it felt like it to me. I had bicycle shopped for awhile and was really shocked at how expensive they can be. If I buy new it'll probably be a cheapo brand. Either that or I'll search Craigslist for one.

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  3. Failing to run a 5K in less than 30 minutes is just awful? It takes me 35 minutes and I thought I was doing great. I'm so devastated. Now I want my shoe to explode too. I mean, what's the use? ;)

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    1. BlueGrumpster„ its all relative to where you started from. I remember the first time I failed to finished in less than 30 minutes. I was shocked. I think I blogged it here. I assumed it would never happen again. I was wrong. The next year I failed again. For me, more than 30 minutes is terrible. It means I didnt train enough. I know I'm capable of better. It just depends on where you are and where you started from. I'm slipping in the wrong direction.

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